So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Randomize
