whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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