I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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