the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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