I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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