my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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