dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
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Slut skills are useful in every country.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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