I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
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i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
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Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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