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• (813): View more from Florida

  Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day

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  I know she was great

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.

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• (347): View more from New York

  last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?

  (912): View more from Georgia

  Home?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.

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  THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO

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• (315): View more from New York

  She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat

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• (626): View more from California

  I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila

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