Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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