remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you didnt know i had herpes?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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