ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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