im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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