I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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