He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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