I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Let's paint friendship bongs
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
