yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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