That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
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the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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