But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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