I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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Vodka?
Forever.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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