I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
You pole danced in your parka.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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