considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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