I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize
