Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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