It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
MIDGETS
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I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
