Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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