Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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