i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard