her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
be there in ten.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.