either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.