everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?