carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
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Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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