Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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