Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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