What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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