I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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