What a fucking waste of an outfit
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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