So drunk, too bad you don't want this
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
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There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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