Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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