why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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