Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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