nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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