No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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