sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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