this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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