No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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