I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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