literally had 100 drinks last night.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
