i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
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I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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