sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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