I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
party gras won. party gras always wins.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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