do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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