I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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