why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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