Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
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I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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