I can text with my tongue
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
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Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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