My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
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Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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