I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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