i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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